Well the blonde-bimbos from Thunder Bay have finally come forward with their side of the story in the Ianiero killings and the Mexican authorities have asked the RCMP to get involved

Off the top of my head, these are a few questions they can ask of the twosome

1. If they were so worried about being seperated from their children, why did they take off without them for a week of sun, sex and slaughter
2. Where are the fathers of their kids
3. What were they doing sharing a room. Did they go for the king-size bed option
4. How come they are still students in their mid-thirties and in all that time have apparantly compiled one term of part-time payed employment in palliative care
5. How could they afford to stay at the Barcelo Maya Beach, a 5 Star - Deluxe All-Inclusive Resort
6. Why did they apparantly book in under assumed names
7. Why have they taken a week to come forward with their story
8. Did they watch a recent episode of CSI which featured a corrupt and ineffective Mexican Police Force
9. Just supposing they were partying heavily on their last day in the resort, how would they react if two respectable Roman Catholics from along the corridor had chastised them for their behaviour and morals

Fat chance of it happening though, I'm guessing if they submit to a body search, that will be enough to make sure that what happens in Mexico, stays in Thunder Bay

Ha ha! Your blog has only improved since you left office. I can only conclude that despite it being your life's ambition, you are a better man not being the PM.

Something was irking me about this whole Ianero case. It's just way too easy to dismiss the Mexican police as corrupt and incompetent. I think you may be on to something.

Blatant racism is what I call it

olman. if you were a regular reader you would realise my ambitions are much higher than that of leader of a third-rate self-satisfied republic

More like the Mexicans ridiculous claims that they are lesbians
ps do you have their addresses?