I cannot say this scandal has drawn me in much over the past decade. Our summer vacations never include slumming it with the sort of people who can only afford a camping vacation.

Indeed the only aspect that interested me was the patronising attitude shown to the injured injun by referring to him as Dudley George. Dudley George what? Doesn't he have a surname or is it something like "flowering eternal blossom' and we're too PC to mention it?

Anyways the guy who shot him, Officer Kenneth Deane, died yesterday in a car crash as he was 'attempting to steer around vehicles', with an 'unidentified passenger'. Probably need another Rouyal commission to get to the bottom of that.

Still divine retribution. If I was Mike Harris, I'd get my ears waxed before the golf season starts. He won't want to miss hearong 'Fore' as a golf ball hurtles towards his head at 100mph