A. Right where he's always been - on the Front Bench!

Er That's Waldo as in Ralph Waldo EMERSON . geddit (Please note former editor and proof reader, Scott Reid, is no longer working for this publication. so the writer's tortured attempts at wit may unfortunately occasionally slip through. PM)

Anyways, yesterday's cabinet announcement was quite a doozy. After going on and on about what a different vision of Canada I had from Harper it turns out it was basically the same

SCREW DEMOCRACY

His high-mindedness lasted precisely one nanosecond of power before he played not only the 'Unelected Senator/Best Buddy' but also the 'Turncoat/Serve My Country' card

If I had realised last year that he had the ethics of a skunk I would have got him (rather than Daddy's Girl) to switch sides . A promise of first refusal after my abdication would clearly have got him to cross the floor. Then, in the debates, I would only have been up against Peter Mackay - a man who apparantly prefers dogs to women