Well one of the hostages our appropriately 'one donut short of a looney', James Loney finally came out (of hiding) about a week after his release and deigned to give an interview at which he finally gave passing thanks to his rescuers.

Meanwhile, his fellow Canuck - the amazingly named for a Christian, Harmet Sooden - was already selling his soul by giving an exclusive interview to that media powerhouse, TV New Zealand

The big surprise - at least to the cream of Canadian's investigative journalists - is that Loney is gay.
You would think that his fellow captive's name would be a giveaway but obviously the hacks whiled the days away waiting for a story by playing soduku rather than passing the time on anagrams (Harmeet Sooden - Need a rest homo; geddit)

Apparantly there was a feeling from his loved ones that letting out his sexual orientation might have caused the terrorists his Christian organization supports to treat him like the well, stone age heathens they apparantly are

Anyways, prior to Looney announcing his anticipated candidature for leadership of the Liberal party he plans to spend some time with his family viz lover Dan

I would be surprised if his 'need (for) some time to get reacquainted with my partner Dan', doesn't involve masked hoods, bodage and torture

You know what these evangelicals are like